Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
never seen anything more accurate
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”
*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
So, my sister is having surgery today, and as I’m pacing through the hallway, I find this.
IT IS ON THEIR FUCKING WEBSITE OMG I AM CRY
It’s next episode guys!!!
guys the bed is a little bit untidy… JUST SAYING
Bill Murray’s attire on the ‘Letterman’ through the years.