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the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

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jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

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stupid-fucking-rope:

shagmestyles:

There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”

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ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

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dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

winjennster:

flustered-fallen-angel:

doctorwholock-fallen-angel:

So, my sister is having surgery today, and as I’m pacing through the hallway, I find this.

what

IT IS ON THEIR FUCKING WEBSITE OMG I AM CRY

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alienprincen:

super moon
july 12th 2014

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annastm:

michellesamarax:

It’s next episode guys!!!

guys the bed is a little bit untidy… JUST SAYING

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derekzane:

Bill Murray’s attire on the ‘Letterman’ through the years.

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iguanamouth:

together at last

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menthuthuyoupi:

what is James Franco doing

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